Happpy FAT Tuesday everyone!!!!! Eat all you want! I hope someone goes to some parades..... catch me some beads will ya? LOL I have never been to Mardi Gras..and I live in La!!! I have managed to catch a collection of VIRTUAL MG beads!!!! Don't forget tomorrow is ASH wednessday! I hope your celebrations are just awesome!
Here is a lil Louisiana Humor
Boudreaux's 21-one-year-old, unmarried daughter tells her parents she
thinks she is expecting. Very worried, they go to the drugstore to buy
a pregnancy kit. The test result shows that the girl is pregnant.
Shouting, cursing, and crying, Boudreaux says, "Who 'dat pig what did
you like 'dis? I want to know!"
The girl picks up the phone and makes a call.
Half an hour later a Ferrari stops in front of Boudreaux's house. A
mature and distinguished man with gray hair, impeccably dressed in a
very expensive suit, steps out of the car and enters the house. He sits
in the living room with Boudreaux, the mother and the girl and tells
them, "Good morning, your daughter has informed me of the problem. I
can't marry her because of my personal family situation, but I'll take
responsibility.
"If a girl is born, I will bequeath her two retail stores, a townhouse,
a beach villa and a $1,000,000 bank account. If a boy is born, my
legacy will be a couple of factories and a $2,000,000 bank account. If
it is twins, a factory and $1,000,000 each. However, if there is a
miscarriage, what do you suggest I do?"
At this point, Boudreaux, who had remained silent, places a hand firmly
on the man's shoulder and tells him, "'Den you try agin!"
P.S. Go check this out it is supper cool!