Wow... Man it has been since Fat Tuesday I have written! Alot has been goin on Kids have been suffering with allergies, now I HAVE them lol
Chloe had her birthday party this past Saterday. None of the kids from her class came, and she sent 20 invitations one for each student. Her father came with his mom his dad, and his sisters 3rd child. They didnt socialize or anything. Larry pumped Abbie full of questions about when she stayed with My mom. Abbie refuses to stay with her father at his moms house. So she went out of town with my mom for the weekend. I did keep her a day out of school. No big damn deal sheesh Chloe went to see him with Nick Sterday morning, but then decided she wanted to stay with my gramma with Abbie that night, so I told her it was her choice. I will not make them see him if they dont wanna. If he judge says I have to after the 28th, then so be it, I have to... otherwise Im not gonna.
Our water heated busted yesterday. So the girls got to stay with my mom so they could take a bath for school and all.its fixed now. TG!!!!
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Mattel recently announced the release of 11 limited-edition Barbie
Dolls for the New Orleans market:
Slidell Barbie
This princess Barbie is sold only at North Shore Mall.
She comes with an assortment of Kate Spade Handbags, a Lexus SUV, a
long-haired foreign dog named Honey and
a cookie-cutter house. Available with or without tummy tuck and face
lift.
Workaholic Ken sold only in conjunction with an augmented version.
Kenner Barbie
The modern day homemaker Barbie is available with Ford Windstar
Minivan and matching gym outfit.
She gets lost easily and has no full-time occupation or secondary
education.
Traffic jamming cell phone sold separately.
Treme Barbie
This recently paroled Barbie comes with a 9mm handgun, a Ray Lewis
knife, a Chevy with dark tinted windows,
and a Meth Lab Kit. This mode! l is only available after dark and
must be paid for in cash
(preferably small, untraceable bills) ..unless you are a cop, then we
don't know what you are talking about.
Uptown Barbie
This yuppie Barbie comes with your choice of BMW convertible or Hummer H2.
Included are her own Starbucks cup, credit card and country club
membership.
Also available for this set are Shallow Ken and Private School Skipper.
You won't be able to afford any of them.
Chalmette Barbie
This pale model comes dressed in her own Wrangler jeans two sizes too
small, a NASCAR t-shirt and tweety
bird tattoo on her shoulder. She has a six-pack of Bud light and a
Hank Williams Jr. CD set.
She can spit over 5 feet and kick mullet-haired Ken's butt when she is
drunk.
Purchase her pickup truck separately and get a confederate flag bumper
sticker absolutely free.
Garden District Barbie
This collagen injected, rhinoplastic Barbie wears a leopard print
outfit and drinks cosmopolitans while entertaining friends. Percocet
prescription available.
Westwego Barbie
This tobacco-chewing, brassy-haired Barbie has a pair of her own
high-heeled sandals with one broken heel
from the time she chased beer-gutted Ken out of Gretna Barbie's house.
Her ensemble includes low-rise acid-washed jeans, fake fingernails,
and a see-through halter-top.
Also available with a mobile home.
Warehouse District Barbie
This doll is made of actual tofu. She has long straight brown hair,
arch less feet, hairy armpits, no makeup and Birkenstocks with white
socks.
She prefers that you call her Willow. She does not want or need a Ken
doll, but if you purchase two Warehouse District
B! arbies and the optional Subaru wagon, you get a rainbow flag bumper
sticker for free.
Algiers Barbie
This Barbie now comes with a stroller and infant doll. Optional
accessories include a GED and bus pass.
Gangsta Ken and his 1979 Caddy were available, but are now very
difficult to find since the addition of the infant.
Old Metairie Barbie
She's perfect in every way. We don't know where Ken is because he's
always hunting.
French Quarter Barbie/Ken
This versatile doll can be easily converted from Barbie to Ken by
simply adding or subtracting the
multiple snap-on parts.